Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ December 13, 2011

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
A mind is like a white sock ... it just can't stay clean.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Some words are like being from a white crayon on white paper. It’s there but invisible.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Lab test proved that when 100 kids were tested after 1 week, over 81 of them had not used their white crayon.
Dec 13

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
When asked why their white crayon was unused they said ...
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Its not there.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Its broken.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Because its not very bright.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Because its pointless.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The white crayon has no color.
Dec 13 

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Monday, December 12, 2011

The work of Hugh Holland


Arthur's Attitude (Arthur Lake), Kenter Canyon Elementary
1976

One of the amazing photo works you can find of photographer Hugh Holland at his site:
http://www.hughholland.com/
and on Twitter: @HughHolland

© is by Hugh Holland - Please Do not take without contacting him.

Why cant a shoe string go on the opposite end?

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

Here is a song I made up for all the people out there on Twitter for Christmas.

A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

♫ Its Christmas time and snow is falling down.
♫ Decorations glittered all around.
♫ Yes all the world seems happy so brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah.
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ My tree is trimmed with twinkling colored lights.
♫ And on the top my Christmas star shines bright.
♫ Yes every thing around me is brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ I had a Twitter Fall season in October November too
♫ But December will be twice the tweets since I have you!

♫ For soon the night will cum for Santa Claus.
♫ And the whale will error out from all the flaws.
♫ But with you here beside me our world will be so gay
♫ And Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.
♫ A merry Twitter day yeah
♫ A happy tweeting day, yeah.

~~The End~~

Friday, November 25, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 25, 2011 Black Friday

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Happy Black Friday! ~ Holiday for horror. lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Black Friday violence: 2 shot in armed robberies, 15 others pepper-sprayed! ALL AT WAL-MART!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So glad I didn't have any $$ left for shopping today! lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
One pissed off lady pepper sprayed a whole crowd paying at the WalMart register over not getting an xBox 360
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I guess Kmart dont have good sales.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
People love power. Don't give it to them.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Does anyone have a friend who has fucked a chicken? Seriously my friend lives on a farm and brags on it. He says feathers fly everywhere & they cackle like crazy!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If you ever own a farm put up a sign saying No Fuckin The Chickens!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If I cant deal with you in life then I'll deal with you in the afterlife when you are an angel and a lot less dramatic.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Tweet of the Day ~ November 25, 2011



After Thanksgiving Stuffing

Thursday, November 24, 2011

HaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg!

Tweets to Remember ~ November 24, 2011 Thanksgiving Day

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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24 Nov

Auggie † Agus†in
Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
HaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg to ALL!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Happy Thanksgiving -----> Just trending it. :))
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
What a way to start off the holiday. My mom cooked all night so we had Thanksgiving dinner at 6am
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
A modern Thanksgiving is being able to go to a place like Twitter and share the holiday with the world and they share theirs with you.

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend in the UK asked What are you doing? ~ I said Giving thanks we got away from you!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
He said See? If you werent giving thanks over there we would live in the same country right now!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So if the US settlers came from England how come they have British accents and we dont?

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I do not want to see another turkey again til 2013!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The day after Thanksgiving more people eat PIZZA than any other day of the year. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
♥ Ƹ̵̡Óœ̵̨̄Æ· We were born to live, not to exist. We were born to dream, to laugh, our fate is to die, our mission is to love.♥ Ƹ̵̡Óœ̵̨̄Æ·♥
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Only 5% of Americans do not eat turkey on Thanksgiving. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The average American consumes 4500 calories on Thanksgiving Day. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
President Roosevelt tried to move Thanksgiving up a week and failed. #FACT
24 Nov

Thanksgiving Pumpkin

I'm A Celebrity Damn You! ~ Episode #2 The Thanksgiving Special!

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
It's time for "I'm a celebrity damn you!" #2 The Thanksgiving Special!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go shoot me a 15 and a half pound turkey!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum sauce my Cranberries!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now buy me a Macy Thanksgiving Parade!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Tell my turkey to bake itself!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum be the filling inside my pie!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! You tell those Chew dudes they WILL baste my turkey!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go buy me an authentic pilgrim right off the Mayflower to fix my feast!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Tell that fucking turkey to get the hell outta my oven! I am now vegan!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum inside my pumpkin and de seed it!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go buy me Thanksgiving!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I will give Thanks to all my porn!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! is pre-empted until further notice. We are finding the tweets tacky useless holiday material.
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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┉┉┉┉┉╭┻╮╭┻╮┉┉┉┉┉┉Happy Turkey!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I hope every body had a nice Thanksgiving with their family & friends. :))
24 Nov

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Shades of gray on the beach

Tweets to Remember ~ November 23, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dear boys, I can make your gf scream louder then you! Sincerely, Spider
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dear Teachers, I am afraid if I raise my hand my middle finger will stick out revealing how I feel of what you just asked us.
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
For Ur Concern Kindly Yell Or Understand ~ Do not take the first letter on each of those words to see the hidden message!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I need a few good Lays! ~~ No seriously the last Lays I had were all stale.
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I keep getting DMs from a Bubba Jr saying I CANT WAIT TIL YOU GET PUT IN JUVIE BITCH!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dora The Explorer knows how to make Diego Go! Go! Go!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I think we should hug, cuddle, snuggle, grope, kiss and love each other. ~~~ No that was just one of my DMs.
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Tomorrow we are giving thanks! Tonight youre giving head!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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23 Nov

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Lawn laxing

I'm A Celebrity Damn You! ~ Episode #1

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
In exactly 8 minutes there is something new about to cum on Twitter right here on this very channel. ~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, now make that 7.
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
It's time for "I'm a celebrity damn you!"
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now fix me some tea!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now send me a car!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I can buy my DNA!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I pay Mariah Yeater what to say!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now verify my Twitter!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I can tweet any lie I want!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So rub my foot and make a wish!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So go to the TV and turn me on!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So sell me a condom mini mum!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now put my on condom right!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! And you are way past going too slow!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I say who goes to Juvie for me!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! And I say who is your bitch!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So hold it still while I pee!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! is pre-empted until further notice. Sorry, not enough sponsors.
22 Nov

(The End)

Monday, November 21, 2011

Banned Commercial for Condoms

Tweets to Remember ~ November 21, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of it would make him gay. Never had to worry about that any more.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I really like that sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Blood is thicker than water, and somewhere out there right now semen is thicker than jello.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If she wants you to do her back end on the first date then she just might be a he.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I really need to stop confusing sign language for karate. I think when moving my arms around in a stance I told them I wanted to get fucked.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend said he could make my dick twice as big. I told him it's okay I already have Photoshop.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The teacher asked "What comes after 69?" The girl next to me raised her hand saying "I rinse my mouth out & wash off my face. If he lets me"
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If you can stand the heat stay out of my bitchin!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
She went and got herself a loob job. #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I can blow a huge bubble with my cum. #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
That shark swallowed her hole! #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Hello will trash be picked up on Thanksgiving Day? ~ No. ~ Will I still be charged for it? ~ It depends how much you put out the next day!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I told Twitter I wanted to be Verified! They asked me Are you famous? I told them I will be if I have to hack in your system to do it!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Click this to read what someone said you did to them in my blog! #DMs to piss peeps off
21 Nov

 Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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21 Nov

Pulling The Weight Of The World

Sunday, November 20, 2011

DP #3 hair all wet

Tweet of the Day ~ November 20, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 20, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
There is a friend of mine who just found out he is both gay and dyslexic. *bites lip* He si still in daniel.
9 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Theres an event this weekend for people who are unable to ejaculate. They are asking people to please let them know if you can't cum.
9 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
We will not see another triple digit day again until next year on 12-12-12 Then after that no more! until the next century.
11 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Most of us lived through the past dozen triple digits. Some never live to see them all. No one alive now will see the ones after 12-12-12
11 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My mom said your not going to their birthday party since they didnt attend yours! I told her so I can skip ur funeral if u cant attend mine?
15 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I suck at everything! I'm stupid! I can't do a damn thing! I like girls. I'm not gay! Oh. And I am fat.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Imagine if your mirror secretly took snapshots of you and posted it online.
19 Nov


Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Sucking a cup up to your face and then panicking when it won't cum off.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If aliens landed on earth and demanded to see our leader our best chance of survival is to bring them to Lady Gaga.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I don't eat meat. Cause I'm a Veteranarian.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
For 2012 I'm going to have every one think Justin Bieber fathered my child. But first things first. I need to meet with him backstage.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I got a DM asking can you cam? I had to sit there wondering if he spelled that right.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
That awkward moment after hitting puberty and ask your mom Can I shave now? Then she looks at your face and says But you have no hair!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend says Jack and Bud can warp your mind especially on Saturday nights! ~ I told him it depends which jack your referring to.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I tried to tell them it wasnt the right size but they wouldnt listen. I tried to tell them it wouldnt fit but they said to shove it in hard!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Now I'm stuck with a small shoe for a big foot.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Damn. Some of my followers dont know how to spucking fell!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm told the best people are accidental. Nay! What does my mom know?
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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20 Nov

Monday, November 7, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 07, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
One month ended, a new one has begun. Soon the years will do the same.
1 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I just saw two birds screwing. Now they're both tweeting about it.
1 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If one conjoined twin wants to wank but the other doesn't, does it count as rape?
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My mom took me to the doctor after I swallowed a Lego only he couldnt get it out til he gave us the bill and I shit a gold brick!
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
"The brain is the most important thing in the body" said the brain. ~~ "That's what you think" said the dick.
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dude your hot looking brother keeps sexting me! ~~ Huh? And I always thought it was my geeky brother who was gay.
5 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If I see someone with a hot bod I follow them! ~ We are talking Twitter right? ~~ Uhh ... huh??
5 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Our school master is named Bates. He keeps wondering why I never address him properly by his title.
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
With your mom sick is there anything youd like us to tell her temporary replacement? ~~ Yeah my mom liked to do her housework naked!
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
FUCKING HOT CHICKS! ~ FUCKING HOT DICKS! ~~ A Bi running into a snag on the net.
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend at school had a baby. But with the new transgenders she has to wait til the kid to grow up to find out what it is.
7 Nov

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Sk8 boarder ~ Sidewalk Surfer



 Sidewalk Surfer, Huntington Beach, 1976

One of the amazing photo works you can find of photographer Hugh Holland at his site:
http://www.hughholland.com/
and on Twitter: @HughHolland

© is by Hugh Holland - Please Do not take without contacting him.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!

Tweets to Remember ~ October 31, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I went all the way down it and took a long time. Being very slow made it really really hard. I just hate it when he's got 1000s of tweets!
29 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Someone told me to be careful of you is all. Now I'm dying to know what you would do to me if no one ever found out.
30 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Which part did you want of him? ~~ The top. ~~ But I'm a bottom. ~~ You weren't last night. ~~ I alternate. ~~ Like a vehicle? ~~ Faster.
30 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Be my favorite hello, And I'll be your hardest goodbye.
30 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in

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30 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? ~~~ Because he has a Hallo-weenie!
31 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
After drinking the potion the ghoul girl screamed when looking in the mirror-AHHH! I'M BEAUTIFUL! ~ Vampire boy: AHHH!! I HAVE A REFLECTION!
31 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Medusa: Why do I feel so much life in my hair?
31 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Medusa: Every time I shampoo, my hair drowns.
31 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Gay zombie: I just had a German twinkie. ~~ Did you get to taste his Bavarian cream? ~~ No he was sterile.
31 Oct

JUSTIN BIEBER ARRESTED & JAILED ON HALLOWEEN!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ October 28, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Homework- "Do me now!" ~~ Twitter- "Ignore that slut."
24 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So the hot dude walked up to the gay boy and said I am going to rape you! The gay boy looked him over & said That wouldnt be possible.
26 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
 28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Patient ran inside, I need to see Dr Tardis! ~Nurse looked at him and asked Dr Who?
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Walking on a crutch today made me appreciate all those in the world who live like this every day.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Everywhere I went today people would open doors for me going out of the way but not one smiled while looking me in the face only at my crutch.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
What did the O say to the Q? ~~~ "You're me with a dick."
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
This is your ass now (_._) ~~~~ And this is your ass after prison (_O_) ~~~~ Any questions?
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The only reason he likes your dick is because his mom told him to enjoy the little things in life.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I've been on the net since I was in my mother's womb. I have seen it all. There is not anything you can possibly top.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
But it would still be amusing watching you try. :)
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
mad very so mad now right! ~ I'm not dyslexic just pissed.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If your name was Homework, I would be doing you on top of my desk right now!
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Fruit Loops are just Gay Cheerios.
28 Oct

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
He told me I wasn't even old enough to shave! I looked at him and asked How do you know? You haven't seen all my knicks there yet!
28 Oct