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A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

Here is a song I made up for all the people out there on Twitter for Christmas.

A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

♫ Its Christmas time and snow is falling down.
♫ Decorations glittered all around.
♫ Yes all the world seems happy so brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah.
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ My tree is trimmed with twinkling colored lights.
♫ And on the top my Christmas star shines bright.
♫ Yes every thing around me is brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ I had a Twitter Fall season in October November too
♫ But December will be twice the tweets since I have you!

♫ For soon the night will cum for Santa Claus.
♫ And the whale will error out from all the flaws.
♫ But with you here beside me our world will be so gay
♫ And Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.
♫ A merry Twitter day yeah
♫ A happy tweeting day, yeah.

~~The End~~

Colors of Fall harvest before the freeze

DP #4

Tweets to Remember ~ November 25, 2011 Black Friday

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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Happy Black Friday! ~ Holiday for horror. lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Black Friday violence: 2 shot in armed robberies, 15 others pepper-sprayed! ALL AT WAL-MART!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So glad I didn't have any $$ left for shopping today! lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
One pissed off lady pepper sprayed a whole crowd paying at the WalMart register over not getting an xBox 360
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I guess Kmart dont have good sales.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
People love power. Don't give it to them.
25 Nov

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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Does anyone have a friend who has fucked a chicken? Seriously my friend lives on a farm and brags on it. He says feathers fly everywhere & they cackle like crazy!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If you ever own a farm put up a sign saying No Fuckin The Chickens!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If I cant deal with you in life then I'll deal with you in the afterlife when you are an angel and a lot less dramatic.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Tweet of the Day ~ November 25, 2011

After Thanksgiving Stuffing

HaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg!

Tweets to Remember ~ November 24, 2011 Thanksgiving Day

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24 Nov

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Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
HaPpY ThAnKsGiViNg to ALL!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Happy Thanksgiving -----> Just trending it. :))
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
What a way to start off the holiday. My mom cooked all night so we had Thanksgiving dinner at 6am
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
A modern Thanksgiving is being able to go to a place like Twitter and share the holiday with the world and they share theirs with you.

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend in the UK asked What are you doing? ~ I said Giving thanks we got away from you!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
He said See? If you werent giving thanks over there we would live in the same country right now!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So if the US settlers came from England how come they have British accents and we dont?

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I do not want to see another turkey again til 2013!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The day after Thanksgiving more people eat PIZZA than any other day of the year. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ We were born to live, not to exist. We were born to dream, to laugh, our fate is to die, our mission is to love.♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Only 5% of Americans do not eat turkey on Thanksgiving. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The average American consumes 4500 calories on Thanksgiving Day. #FACT
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
President Roosevelt tried to move Thanksgiving up a week and failed. #FACT
24 Nov

Thanksgiving Pumpkin

I'm A Celebrity Damn You! ~ Episode #2 The Thanksgiving Special!

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
It's time for "I'm a celebrity damn you!" #2 The Thanksgiving Special!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go shoot me a 15 and a half pound turkey!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum sauce my Cranberries!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now buy me a Macy Thanksgiving Parade!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Tell my turkey to bake itself!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum be the filling inside my pie!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! You tell those Chew dudes they WILL baste my turkey!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go buy me an authentic pilgrim right off the Mayflower to fix my feast!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Tell that fucking turkey to get the hell outta my oven! I am now vegan!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now cum inside my pumpkin and de seed it!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now go buy me Thanksgiving!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I will give Thanks to all my porn!
24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! is pre-empted until further notice. We are finding the tweets tacky useless holiday material.
24 Nov

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24 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I hope every body had a nice Thanksgiving with their family & friends. :))
24 Nov

Shades of gray on the beach

Tweets to Remember ~ November 23, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dear boys, I can make your gf scream louder then you! Sincerely, Spider
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dear Teachers, I am afraid if I raise my hand my middle finger will stick out revealing how I feel of what you just asked us.
22 Nov

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22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
For Ur Concern Kindly Yell Or Understand ~ Do not take the first letter on each of those words to see the hidden message!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I need a few good Lays! ~~ No seriously the last Lays I had were all stale.
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I keep getting DMs from a Bubba Jr saying I CANT WAIT TIL YOU GET PUT IN JUVIE BITCH!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dora The Explorer knows how to make Diego Go! Go! Go!
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I think we should hug, cuddle, snuggle, grope, kiss and love each other. ~~~ No that was just one of my DMs.
23 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Tomorrow we are giving thanks! Tonight youre giving head!
23 Nov

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23 Nov

Lawn laxing

I'm A Celebrity Damn You! ~ Episode #1

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
In exactly 8 minutes there is something new about to cum on Twitter right here on this very channel. ~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, now make that 7.
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
It's time for "I'm a celebrity damn you!"
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now fix me some tea!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now send me a car!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I can buy my DNA!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I pay Mariah Yeater what to say!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now verify my Twitter!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I can tweet any lie I want!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So rub my foot and make a wish!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So go to the TV and turn me on!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So sell me a condom mini mum!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! Now put my on condom right!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! And you are way past going too slow!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! I say who goes to Juvie for me!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! And I say who is your bitch!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! So hold it still while I pee!
22 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm a celebrity damn you! is pre-empted until further notice. Sorry, not enough sponsors.
22 Nov

(The End)

Banned Commercial for Condoms

Tweets to Remember ~ November 21, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of it would make him gay. Never had to worry about that any more.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I really like that sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Blood is thicker than water, and somewhere out there right now semen is thicker than jello.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If she wants you to do her back end on the first date then she just might be a he.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I really need to stop confusing sign language for karate. I think when moving my arms around in a stance I told them I wanted to get fucked.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend said he could make my dick twice as big. I told him it's okay I already have Photoshop.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The teacher asked "What comes after 69?" The girl next to me raised her hand saying "I rinse my mouth out & wash off my face. If he lets me"
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If you can stand the heat stay out of my bitchin!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
She went and got herself a loob job. #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I can blow a huge bubble with my cum. #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
That shark swallowed her hole! #Typos that give tweets a whole new meaning.
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Hello will trash be picked up on Thanksgiving Day? ~ No. ~ Will I still be charged for it? ~ It depends how much you put out the next day!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I told Twitter I wanted to be Verified! They asked me Are you famous? I told them I will be if I have to hack in your system to do it!
21 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Click this to read what someone said you did to them in my blog! #DMs to piss peeps off
21 Nov

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21 Nov

Pulling The Weight Of The World

DP #3 hair all wet

Tweet of the Day ~ November 20, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 20, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
There is a friend of mine who just found out he is both gay and dyslexic. *bites lip* He si still in daniel.
9 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Theres an event this weekend for people who are unable to ejaculate. They are asking people to please let them know if you can't cum.
9 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
We will not see another triple digit day again until next year on 12-12-12 Then after that no more! until the next century.
11 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Most of us lived through the past dozen triple digits. Some never live to see them all. No one alive now will see the ones after 12-12-12
11 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My mom said your not going to their birthday party since they didnt attend yours! I told her so I can skip ur funeral if u cant attend mine?
15 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I suck at everything! I'm stupid! I can't do a damn thing! I like girls. I'm not gay! Oh. And I am fat.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Imagine if your mirror secretly took snapshots of you and posted it online.
19 Nov


Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Sucking a cup up to your face and then panicking when it won't cum off.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If aliens landed on earth and demanded to see our leader our best chance of survival is to bring them to Lady Gaga.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I don't eat meat. Cause I'm a Veteranarian.
19 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
For 2012 I'm going to have every one think Justin Bieber fathered my child. But first things first. I need to meet with him backstage.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I got a DM asking can you cam? I had to sit there wondering if he spelled that right.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
That awkward moment after hitting puberty and ask your mom Can I shave now? Then she looks at your face and says But you have no hair!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend says Jack and Bud can warp your mind especially on Saturday nights! ~ I told him it depends which jack your referring to.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I tried to tell them it wasnt the right size but they wouldnt listen. I tried to tell them it wouldnt fit but they said to shove it in hard!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Now I'm stuck with a small shoe for a big foot.
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Damn. Some of my followers dont know how to spucking fell!
20 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I'm told the best people are accidental. Nay! What does my mom know?
20 Nov

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20 Nov

Smiles!

The boat washer

Biebers new enhanced Mike

Tweet of the Day ~ November 13, 2011

Blue In The Shade

Baking in the sun on 11-11-11

Tweet of the Day ~ November 09, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 07, 2011

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
One month ended, a new one has begun. Soon the years will do the same.
1 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I just saw two birds screwing. Now they're both tweeting about it.
1 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If one conjoined twin wants to wank but the other doesn't, does it count as rape?
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My mom took me to the doctor after I swallowed a Lego only he couldnt get it out til he gave us the bill and I shit a gold brick!
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
"The brain is the most important thing in the body" said the brain. ~~ "That's what you think" said the dick.
3 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Dude your hot looking brother keeps sexting me! ~~ Huh? And I always thought it was my geeky brother who was gay.
5 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If I see someone with a hot bod I follow them! ~ We are talking Twitter right? ~~ Uhh ... huh??
5 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Our school master is named Bates. He keeps wondering why I never address him properly by his title.
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
With your mom sick is there anything youd like us to tell her temporary replacement? ~~ Yeah my mom liked to do her housework naked!
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
FUCKING HOT CHICKS! ~ FUCKING HOT DICKS! ~~ A Bi running into a snag on the net.
7 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
My friend at school had a baby. But with the new transgenders she has to wait til the kid to grow up to find out what it is.
7 Nov

Don't touch the merch

Barefoot hoody

SitUps in gym

Bi flex

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