Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ December 13, 2011

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
A mind is like a white sock ... it just can't stay clean.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Some words are like being from a white crayon on white paper. It’s there but invisible.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Lab test proved that when 100 kids were tested after 1 week, over 81 of them had not used their white crayon.
Dec 13

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
When asked why their white crayon was unused they said ...
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Its not there.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Its broken.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Because its not very bright.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Because its pointless.
Dec 13 

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@Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
The white crayon has no color.
Dec 13 

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Monday, December 12, 2011

The work of Hugh Holland


Arthur's Attitude (Arthur Lake), Kenter Canyon Elementary
1976

One of the amazing photo works you can find of photographer Hugh Holland at his site:
http://www.hughholland.com/
and on Twitter: @HughHolland

© is by Hugh Holland - Please Do not take without contacting him.

Why cant a shoe string go on the opposite end?

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

Here is a song I made up for all the people out there on Twitter for Christmas.

A Merry Twitter Day by Auggie Dauggie

♫ Its Christmas time and snow is falling down.
♫ Decorations glittered all around.
♫ Yes all the world seems happy so brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah.
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ My tree is trimmed with twinkling colored lights.
♫ And on the top my Christmas star shines bright.
♫ Yes every thing around me is brightly lit and gay
♫ My Christmas will be such a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.

♫ I had a Twitter Fall season in October November too
♫ But December will be twice the tweets since I have you!

♫ For soon the night will cum for Santa Claus.
♫ And the whale will error out from all the flaws.
♫ But with you here beside me our world will be so gay
♫ And Christmas will be such .... a merry Twitter day yeah
♫ Yeah a happy tweeting day, yeah.
♫ A merry Twitter day yeah
♫ A happy tweeting day, yeah.

~~The End~~

Friday, November 25, 2011

Tweets to Remember ~ November 25, 2011 Black Friday

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Happy Black Friday! ~ Holiday for horror. lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Black Friday violence: 2 shot in armed robberies, 15 others pepper-sprayed! ALL AT WAL-MART!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
So glad I didn't have any $$ left for shopping today! lol
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
One pissed off lady pepper sprayed a whole crowd paying at the WalMart register over not getting an xBox 360
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
I guess Kmart dont have good sales.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
People love power. Don't give it to them.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
Does anyone have a friend who has fucked a chicken? Seriously my friend lives on a farm and brags on it. He says feathers fly everywhere & they cackle like crazy!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If you ever own a farm put up a sign saying No Fuckin The Chickens!
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
If I cant deal with you in life then I'll deal with you in the afterlife when you are an angel and a lot less dramatic.
25 Nov

Auggie_Dauggie_ Auggie † Agus†in
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25 Nov